What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

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What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

What do you call an Israeli rooster?

A koke.