What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

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Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

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What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

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What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.