What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

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What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.