What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

How does an alien get back to his home planet?

ayy lmao

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What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!