What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Why did the corn maze go back to school?

It was tired of working in a dead end field.

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How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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What do you call a friar in prison?

A felonious monk

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

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Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.