How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

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How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

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How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

A: The blonde works in the dark!

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich