How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

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What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

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What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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What was the old man in despair about?

Nothing.

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?