Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer?

Dark) At a concentration camp.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

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Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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Where do you put people with ADHD?

A concentration camp

What do you call a baby in a concentration camp?

Baby Powder.