What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

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When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

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What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !

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What do you call a homeless man?

A Hobo Sapien.

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.