What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

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What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

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What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."

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What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight