Giant Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

What do you do when your giant is hurt ?

You call 9-wun-wun

What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

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A hamburglar!

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What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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Why did the number 6 cry?

Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

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What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !

What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

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Abel Jokes More Abel Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ?

Abel to see you ha ha!