Giant Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

What do you do when your giant is hurt ?

You call 9-wun-wun

What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

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Abel Jokes More Abel Jokes

Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ?

Abel to see you ha ha!

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ?

Lou !

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.