What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.