Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

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What repulsive awful thing can be found in a black persons clothes?

The black person.

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove