What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

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Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.