What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

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What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming