Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Donny Osmond and Marie Osmond?

Spastics!

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Lena Dunham Jokes More Lena Dunham Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.