Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

he was two-tired...

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

Lena Dunham Jokes More Lena Dunham Jokes

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.