How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown?

Artificial Intelligence!

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How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

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How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.