How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

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How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

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What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?

Existence is futile.

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile."