How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

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How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

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How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

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What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

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What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.