How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

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What did the web server told the browser?

My &ltBODY&gt is ready. What did the browser answer Please give me &ltHEAD&gt first.

How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ?

A bee is an aeroplane !

What kind of bees get you high?

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that