How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

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What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

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How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.