What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

Previous Random Joke Next

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

What does Tupak Shakur have in common with Lethal Weapon 4?

Both were shot in Vegas

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!