What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

How do you shoot a unique deer?

You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford

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What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron