Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

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What language do they speak in Cuba ?

Cubic !

What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

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What's better than a laxative?

Reddit.

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.