Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

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How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

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Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease