Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

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What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

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What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

What's better than a laxative?

Reddit.