What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

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What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

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What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

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What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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How do you start a powerful woman's movement?

Laxatives.

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...