What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

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What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

The letter M

What happens to criminal photons?

They get put in prism!

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What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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What's better than a laxative?

Reddit.

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease