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What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

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What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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Sht Jokes More Sht Jokes

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

What do you call 2 horses side by side in a stable?

Neigh-bours.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.