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What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

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What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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What's the world's most dangerous city?

Electricity

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

What's Donald's true political party?

Whig

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

Sht Jokes More Sht Jokes

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.