What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

What's the only painful car rental company?

Hertz.

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"