What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

What is the problem with high frequency?

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What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.