What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

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What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

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How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.