He had a reptile dysfunction.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.
Professional courtesy
An alligator.
A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.
A reptile dysfunction.
