Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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Who's there ! Buggy ! Buggy who ?

Buggy Jean is not my lover !

What did the potato say to his lover?

You have amazing eyes.

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What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

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What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction