Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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Lover Jokes More Lover Jokes

How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

What did one lesbian vampire say to her lover?

see you next month.

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

Which alligator lives in the arctic?

The refridgegator.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction