How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

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What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ?

Bully Jean is not my lover !

Who's there ! Buggy ! Buggy who ?

Buggy Jean is not my lover !