How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

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What do nuns do?

Nunthing

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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see you next month.