What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color were Kurt Cobaine's eyes?

Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way.

What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.