What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color is a cheerleader?

A: Yeller.

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.