Chameleon Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

Nice Jokes More Nice Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

Nervous Breakdown Jokes More Nervous Breakdown Jokes

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What is your Problem?

Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks