What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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What's the definition of a nerd?

A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...