What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

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What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

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What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

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What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey."

What's another name for someone who makes prosthetics?

A body builder