What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

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What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

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What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite