What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

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Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

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What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite