What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

Christmas Party Jokes More Christmas Party Jokes

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?

Vein-illa.

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite