What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

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What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

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Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.