Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

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Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!