Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

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Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.