What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

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Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

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Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.