What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

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What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

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How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

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Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"