What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

Previous Random Joke Next

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Burn Building Jokes More Burn Building Jokes

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Barbecue Jokes More Barbecue Jokes

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

Termite Jokes More Termite Jokes

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"