What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"

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Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

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What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

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What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

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Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.