What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"

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What do you call an old Mexican woman?

A bean bag.

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

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What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.