What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"

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How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

Juan by Jaun

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

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Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

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Why does Highlander 2 exist?

There can only be one.

What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"