What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"

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How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

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How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"