How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

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How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"