How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.