How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

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How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

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How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Where do you keep microscopic criminals?

In cells.

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell