How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

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How many feminists?

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb Trick question, they can't change anything.

How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

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What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot