How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

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How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows they never keep the house!

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

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What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today