What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

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What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

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How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.