What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

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How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key