Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.