Photon Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

How is it that photons travel so fast?

They are light.

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight

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What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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