What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c