What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?

They can't even

Why do sorority girls travel in odds?

Because they can't even!

C Jokes More C Jokes

What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

What is the pirate's favourite letter?

C

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c