What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?

They can't even

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

Why are blind people bad computer programmers?

Because they can't C.

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

How is it that photons travel so fast?

They are light.

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light