What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

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What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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He got stuck in a jam.

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."