What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

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What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

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What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party

What are your two favourite times to party?

Daytime and night-time!

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What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?