When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

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What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."