When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

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What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

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Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What's up, Chad?

he'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro "

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What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!