When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

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What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

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How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!