When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

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When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that