Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!