Exorcist Jokes

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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Pretty much the same as anyone else.

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

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Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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Not Yeti

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Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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A Greek never pays his debts.

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How did you get into my house?

business.

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.