Exorcist Jokes

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?

A: A vacant posession.

Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

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How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Repossess Jokes More Repossess Jokes

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed