What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

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How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale