Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis
Parental Guidance.
The Dark Knight Rises.
Because she can't fit into D shells
Thort thorts.
One's a fruit, you idiot.
What an Idiot.
What did the super smart dude say to the moron?
M O R M O N
Gotham
Gotham?
Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.
A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)
There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.