Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis
Parental Guidance.
just...ice.
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
becuase his peckers on his head
It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.
They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.
Who says they're acting "
Gotham
Because they can't Peruve they're citizens
Ben Ching.
You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
Disguise!