Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?

A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

What's worse than a moron?

A lessoff.

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Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

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When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

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Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !