Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

Height Jokes More Height Jokes

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

Tall Building Jokes More Tall Building Jokes

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!