Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Height Jokes More Height Jokes

What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

Tall Building Jokes More Tall Building Jokes

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.