What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

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What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

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What did one ape say to the the other ape?

What did one ape say to the other ape. "

What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful?

A cheap pansy