What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

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Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

What's up with black people?

They're not black... And they're not people.

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Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.