Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.
Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.
They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.
The Captains log
The Son is attracted to black
They're not black... And they're not people.
For the BOOOOze.
Under a bar of soap.