Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

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Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.