Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

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A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

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Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

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Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!