Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

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Whats the devil's favorite meal?

fillet of soul

Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

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What do you call lesbians doing karate?

dikewondo

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalatapus

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are black people so fast?

Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers