What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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What do you call a lesbian octopus?

A lickalotopuss.

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They both like girls

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What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.