Scissor Jokes

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

What do you call an innovation in scissors?

Cutting-edge technology

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

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What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers