What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

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What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)